<iframe style="DISPLAY: none" name="bd_virtual" src="about:blank" width="0" height="0">
</iframe>
<script>
function open_club(lclubid, clubsrl, aseq)
{
top.location.href = 'http://cafe.sayclub.com/cb_rout.nwz?lclubid='+lclubid+'&clubsrl='+clubsrl+'&aseq='+aseq;
}
function prepare_mood_change(aseq)
{
var face = document.getElementById("div_face_"+aseq);
face.style.display= "block";
//face.style.top = window.event.y - 20;
//face.style.left = window.event.x + 10;
document.all.v_aseq.value = aseq;
}
function change_mood(mood)
{
var aseq = document.all.v_aseq.value;
var face = document.getElementById("div_face_"+aseq);
var td_face = document.getElementById("td_face_" + aseq);
var v_fo_tail = document.getElementById("fo_tail_"+aseq);
face.style.display = "none";
v_fo_tail.mood.value = mood;
td_face.innerHTML = icon[mood];
}
function deleteComment(clubsrl, aseq)
{
if(confirm('정말 삭제하시겠습니까'))
{
bd_virtual.location.href = 'http://boardw.sayclub.com/board/cb_comment_delete.nwz?clubsrl='+clubsrl+'&aseq='+aseq;
}
}
function modifyComment(clubsrl, aseq)
{
window.open('http://boardw.sayclub.com/board/cb_modify_comment.nwz?clubsrl='+clubsrl+'&aseq='+aseq, 'modifyComment', "width=430,height=205, toolbar=no, location=no, directories=no,status=no, menubar=no, scrollbars=no");
}
function pump(aseq)
{
window.open("http://cafe.sayclub.com/cb_pump.nwz?org_lclubid=kimyoung519&to=club&org_clubsrl=8434583&org_aseq=" + aseq, "pump_pop", "width=430, height=330, toolbar=no, location=no, directories=no,status=no, menubar=no, scrollbars=no, resizable=no");
}
function copy(aseq)
{
window.open("http://cafe.sayclub.com/cb_copy.nwz?org_lclubid=kimyoung519&to=club&org_clubsrl=8434583&org_bsrl=154&org_aseq=" + aseq, "pump_pop", "width=430, height=330, toolbar=no, location=no, directories=no,status=no, menubar=no, scrollbars=no, resizable=no");
}
var sec = 60000;
var stat = true;
function check_time() {
clearTimeout(tid);
stat = true;
}
function post_tail(aseq)
{
var v_fo_tail = document.getElementById("fo_tail_"+aseq);
if(v_fo_tail.tail.value.length == 0)
{
alert("답글을 입력해주세요");
return;
}
if(v_fo_tail.tail.value.length >500)
{
alert("답글은 500자까지 입력가능합니다.");
return;
}
if(!stat) {
alert("60초에 한 개만 등록하실 수 있습니다.");
clearTimeout(tid);
tid = window.setTimeout("check_time();", sec);
stat = false;
return;
}
tid = window.setTimeout("check_time();", sec);
stat = false;
v_fo_tail.submit();
}
function delete_tail(aseq, tsrl)
{
var v_fo_tail = document.getElementById("fo_tail_"+aseq);
if(confirm('정말 삭제하시겠습니까?')) {
v_fo_tail.tsrl.value = tsrl;
v_fo_tail.act.value = 'delete';
v_fo_tail.submit();
}
}
function open_modify_popup(id, lclubid, clubsrl, aseq, tsrl)
{
window.open("http://cafe.sayclub.com/cb_modify_tail_pop.nwz?lclubid=" + lclubid + "&clubsrl=" + clubsrl + "&aseq=" + aseq + "&tsrl=" + tsrl +"&id="+ id, "modify_pop", "width=500, height=160, toolbar=no, location=no, directories=no,status=no, menubar=no, scrollbars=no, resizable=no");
}
function accuse(msrl, aseq, wmsrl)
{
var isLogged = true;
if(wmsrl == 0)
alert('세이클럽의 ID확인이 되지 않아 신고할 수 없습니다.');
else if(!isLogged)
parent.open_login_page('','154', aseq);
else
{
bd_virtual.location.href = "cb_board_police.nwz?clubsrl="+clubsrl+"&aseq="+aseq;
}
}
function view_photo(img_url)
{
window.open("http://hompy.sayclub.com/board/photo_view.nwz?img_url=" + img_url, "photo", "toolbar=no, location=no, directories=no,status=no, menubar=no, scrollbars=yes, resizable=no");
}
function move(clubsrl, bsrl, aseq)
{
window.open("./cb_article_move.nwz?lclubid=kimyoung519&act=move&clubsrl="+clubsrl+"&bsrl="+bsrl+"&aseq="+aseq, "move", "width=348,height=195, toolbar=no, location=no, directories=no,status=no, menubar=no, scrollbars=no");
}
function cfm_delete()
{
if(cfm = confirm('게시물을 삭제하시겠습니까?'))
{
location.href ="http://boardw.sayclub.com/cafe/cb_board.nwz?tbtype=&act=delete&clubsrl=8434583&bsrl=154&aseq=225687994&page=1"; }
}
function viewTail()
{
document.all.tail_div.style.display = 'block';
document.all.pump_div.style.display = 'none';
}
function viewPump()
{
if(document.all.pump_div.innerHTML == '')
{
bd_virtual.location.href = "cb_pump_list.nwz?clubsrl=8434583&aseq=225687994&id=pump_div";
}
document.all.tail_div.style.display = 'none';
document.all.pump_div.style.display = 'block';
}
function openConfig()
{
window.open("http://cafe.sayclub.com/cb_board_config.nwz?csrl=8434583&bsrl=154", "config_pop", "width=445, height=450, toolbar=no, location=no, directories=no,status=no, menubar=no, scrollbars=no, resizable=no");
}
</script>
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옛날 조나라의 왕은 왕비를 사랑하였지만,
그녀는 왕과의 성관계때마다 힘없고
소극적인 거시기에 항상 불만이였다
그런데 자신이 없을때 는 조정 대신들이
항상 왕비의 침실을 드나든다는 소문을 듣고 있었다.
왕은 어느날 전쟁터에 나가면서
왕비의 거시기에 남자 거시기만 넣으면
자동적으로 댕강 잘려지는 암행정조대를 달아놓았다.
일주일정도의 전쟁후 돌아온 왕은
조정 대신들을 모아놓고 전부 바지를 내리게 했다.
그 많은 조정 대신 들 중 오직 한사람,
가장 나이가 많고 덕망이 높은 영의정만 제외하고는
전부 거시기가 잘려나가고 없었다.
왕은 화도 났지만 단 한사람 영의정만은
믿을 수 있다는 데서 그나마 위안을 삼고 있었다.
"영의정! 당신만은 믿을 수 있는 것 같소.
당신이 소원을 청한다면 다 들어 드리겠소 말씀해 보시오."
"영의정 괜찮아요.말씀하시오."
그래도 영의정이 말을 않자 옆에 있던 좌의정이 왕에게 아뢰었다.
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"영의정은 혀가 잘렸습니다."
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<script>
function open_club(lclubid, clubsrl, aseq)
{
top.location.href = 'http://cafe.sayclub.com/cb_rout.nwz?lclubid='+lclubid+'&clubsrl='+clubsrl+'&aseq='+aseq;
}
function prepare_mood_change(aseq)
{
var face = document.getElementById("div_face_"+aseq);
face.style.display= "block";
//face.style.top = window.event.y - 20;
//face.style.left = window.event.x + 10;
document.all.v_aseq.value = aseq;
}
function change_mood(mood)
{
var aseq = document.all.v_aseq.value;
var face = document.getElementById("div_face_"+aseq);
var td_face = document.getElementById("td_face_" + aseq);
var v_fo_tail = document.getElementById("fo_tail_"+aseq);
face.style.display = "none";
v_fo_tail.mood.value = mood;
td_face.innerHTML = icon[mood];
}
function deleteComment(clubsrl, aseq)
{
if(confirm('정말 삭제하시겠습니까'))
{
bd_virtual.location.href = 'http://boardw.sayclub.com/board/cb_comment_delete.nwz?clubsrl='+clubsrl+'&aseq='+aseq;
}
}
function modifyComment(clubsrl, aseq)
{
window.open('http://boardw.sayclub.com/board/cb_modify_comment.nwz?clubsrl='+clubsrl+'&aseq='+aseq, 'modifyComment', "width=430,height=205, toolbar=no, location=no, directories=no,status=no, menubar=no, scrollbars=no");
}
function pump(aseq)
{
window.open("http://cafe.sayclub.com/cb_pump.nwz?org_lclubid=kimyoung519&to=club&org_clubsrl=8434583&org_aseq=" + aseq, "pump_pop", "width=430, height=330, toolbar=no, location=no, directories=no,status=no, menubar=no, scrollbars=no, resizable=no");
}
function copy(aseq)
{
window.open("http://cafe.sayclub.com/cb_copy.nwz?org_lclubid=kimyoung519&to=club&org_clubsrl=8434583&org_bsrl=154&org_aseq=" + aseq, "pump_pop", "width=430, height=330, toolbar=no, location=no, directories=no,status=no, menubar=no, scrollbars=no, resizable=no");
}
var sec = 60000;
var stat = true;
function check_time() {
clearTimeout(tid);
stat = true;
}
function post_tail(aseq)
{
var v_fo_tail = document.getElementById("fo_tail_"+aseq);
if(v_fo_tail.tail.value.length == 0)
{
alert("답글을 입력해주세요");
return;
}
if(v_fo_tail.tail.value.length >500)
{
alert("답글은 500자까지 입력가능합니다.");
return;
}
if(!stat) {
alert("60초에 한 개만 등록하실 수 있습니다.");
clearTimeout(tid);
tid = window.setTimeout("check_time();", sec);
stat = false;
return;
}
tid = window.setTimeout("check_time();", sec);
stat = false;
v_fo_tail.submit();
}
function delete_tail(aseq, tsrl)
{
var v_fo_tail = document.getElementById("fo_tail_"+aseq);
if(confirm('정말 삭제하시겠습니까?')) {
v_fo_tail.tsrl.value = tsrl;
v_fo_tail.act.value = 'delete';
v_fo_tail.submit();
}
}
function open_modify_popup(id, lclubid, clubsrl, aseq, tsrl)
{
window.open("http://cafe.sayclub.com/cb_modify_tail_pop.nwz?lclubid=" + lclubid + "&clubsrl=" + clubsrl + "&aseq=" + aseq + "&tsrl=" + tsrl +"&id="+ id, "modify_pop", "width=500, height=160, toolbar=no, location=no, directories=no,status=no, menubar=no, scrollbars=no, resizable=no");
}
function accuse(msrl, aseq, wmsrl)
{
var isLogged = true;
if(wmsrl == 0)
alert('세이클럽의 ID확인이 되지 않아 신고할 수 없습니다.');
else if(!isLogged)
parent.open_login_page('','154', aseq);
else
{
bd_virtual.location.href = "cb_board_police.nwz?clubsrl="+clubsrl+"&aseq="+aseq;
}
}
function view_photo(img_url)
{
window.open("http://hompy.sayclub.com/board/photo_view.nwz?img_url=" + img_url, "photo", "toolbar=no, location=no, directories=no,status=no, menubar=no, scrollbars=yes, resizable=no");
}
function move(clubsrl, bsrl, aseq)
{
window.open("./cb_article_move.nwz?lclubid=kimyoung519&act=move&clubsrl="+clubsrl+"&bsrl="+bsrl+"&aseq="+aseq, "move", "width=348,height=195, toolbar=no, location=no, directories=no,status=no, menubar=no, scrollbars=no");
}
function cfm_delete()
{
if(cfm = confirm('게시물을 삭제하시겠습니까?'))
{
location.href ="http://boardw.sayclub.com/cafe/cb_board.nwz?tbtype=&act=delete&clubsrl=8434583&bsrl=154&aseq=225687994&page=1"; }
}
function viewTail()
{
document.all.tail_div.style.display = 'block';
document.all.pump_div.style.display = 'none';
}
function viewPump()
{
if(document.all.pump_div.innerHTML == '')
{
bd_virtual.location.href = "cb_pump_list.nwz?clubsrl=8434583&aseq=225687994&id=pump_div";
}
document.all.tail_div.style.display = 'none';
document.all.pump_div.style.display = 'block';
}
function openConfig()
{
window.open("http://cafe.sayclub.com/cb_board_config.nwz?csrl=8434583&bsrl=154", "config_pop", "width=445, height=450, toolbar=no, location=no, directories=no,status=no, menubar=no, scrollbars=no, resizable=no");
}
</script>
<script>
function open_club(lclubid, clubsrl, aseq)
{
top.location.href = 'http://cafe.sayclub.com/cb_rout.nwz?lclubid='+lclubid+'&clubsrl='+clubsrl+'&aseq='+aseq;
}
function prepare_mood_change(aseq)
{
var face = document.getElementById("div_face_"+aseq);
face.style.display= "block";
//face.style.top = window.event.y - 20;
//face.style.left = window.event.x + 10;
document.all.v_aseq.value = aseq;
}
function change_mood(mood)
{
var aseq = document.all.v_aseq.value;
var face = document.getElementById("div_face_"+aseq);
var td_face = document.getElementById("td_face_" + aseq);
var v_fo_tail = document.getElementById("fo_tail_"+aseq);
face.style.display = "none";
v_fo_tail.mood.value = mood;
td_face.innerHTML = icon[mood];
}
function deleteComment(clubsrl, aseq)
{
if(confirm('정말 삭제하시겠습니까'))
{
bd_virtual.location.href = 'http://boardw.sayclub.com/board/cb_comment_delete.nwz?clubsrl='+clubsrl+'&aseq='+aseq;
}
}
function modifyComment(clubsrl, aseq)
{
window.open('http://boardw.sayclub.com/board/cb_modify_comment.nwz?clubsrl='+clubsrl+'&aseq='+aseq, 'modifyComment', "width=430,height=205, toolbar=no, location=no, directories=no,status=no, menubar=no, scrollbars=no");
}
function pump(aseq)
{
window.open("http://cafe.sayclub.com/cb_pump.nwz?org_lclubid=kimyoung519&to=club&org_clubsrl=8434583&org_aseq=" + aseq, "pump_pop", "width=430, height=330, toolbar=no, location=no, directories=no,status=no, menubar=no, scrollbars=no, resizable=no");
}
function copy(aseq)
{
window.open("http://cafe.sayclub.com/cb_copy.nwz?org_lclubid=kimyoung519&to=club&org_clubsrl=8434583&org_bsrl=154&org_aseq=" + aseq, "pump_pop", "width=430, height=330, toolbar=no, location=no, directories=no,status=no, menubar=no, scrollbars=no, resizable=no");
}
var sec = 60000;
var stat = true;
function check_time() {
clearTimeout(tid);
stat = true;
}
function post_tail(aseq)
{
var v_fo_tail = document.getElementById("fo_tail_"+aseq);
if(v_fo_tail.tail.value.length == 0)
{
alert("답글을 입력해주세요");
return;
}
if(v_fo_tail.tail.value.length >500)
{
alert("답글은 500자까지 입력가능합니다.");
return;
}
if(!stat) {
alert("60초에 한 개만 등록하실 수 있습니다.");
clearTimeout(tid);
tid = window.setTimeout("check_time();", sec);
stat = false;
return;
}
tid = window.setTimeout("check_time();", sec);
stat = false;
v_fo_tail.submit();
}
function delete_tail(aseq, tsrl)
{
var v_fo_tail = document.getElementById("fo_tail_"+aseq);
if(confirm('정말 삭제하시겠습니까?')) {
v_fo_tail.tsrl.value = tsrl;
v_fo_tail.act.value = 'delete';
v_fo_tail.submit();
}
}
function open_modify_popup(id, lclubid, clubsrl, aseq, tsrl)
{
window.open("http://cafe.sayclub.com/cb_modify_tail_pop.nwz?lclubid=" + lclubid + "&clubsrl=" + clubsrl + "&aseq=" + aseq + "&tsrl=" + tsrl +"&id="+ id, "modify_pop", "width=500, height=160, toolbar=no, location=no, directories=no,status=no, menubar=no, scrollbars=no, resizable=no");
}
function accuse(msrl, aseq, wmsrl)
{
var isLogged = true;
if(wmsrl == 0)
alert('세이클럽의 ID확인이 되지 않아 신고할 수 없습니다.');
else if(!isLogged)
parent.open_login_page('','154', aseq);
else
{
bd_virtual.location.href = "cb_board_police.nwz?clubsrl="+clubsrl+"&aseq="+aseq;
}
}
function view_photo(img_url)
{
window.open("http://hompy.sayclub.com/board/photo_view.nwz?img_url=" + img_url, "photo", "toolbar=no, location=no, directories=no,status=no, menubar=no, scrollbars=yes, resizable=no");
}
function move(clubsrl, bsrl, aseq)
{
window.open("./cb_article_move.nwz?lclubid=kimyoung519&act=move&clubsrl="+clubsrl+"&bsrl="+bsrl+"&aseq="+aseq, "move", "width=348,height=195, toolbar=no, location=no, directories=no,status=no, menubar=no, scrollbars=no");
}
function cfm_delete()
{
if(cfm = confirm('게시물을 삭제하시겠습니까?'))
{
location.href ="http://boardw.sayclub.com/cafe/cb_board.nwz?tbtype=&act=delete&clubsrl=8434583&bsrl=154&aseq=225687994&page=1"; }
}
function viewTail()
{
document.all.tail_div.style.display = 'block';
document.all.pump_div.style.display = 'none';
}
function viewPump()
{
if(document.all.pump_div.innerHTML == '')
{
bd_virtual.location.href = "cb_pump_list.nwz?clubsrl=8434583&aseq=225687994&id=pump_div";
}
document.all.tail_div.style.display = 'none';
document.all.pump_div.style.display = 'block';
}
function openConfig()
{
window.open("http://cafe.sayclub.com/cb_board_config.nwz?csrl=8434583&bsrl=154", "config_pop", "width=445, height=450, toolbar=no, location=no, directories=no,status=no, menubar=no, scrollbars=no, resizable=no");
}
</script>
<script>
function open_club(lclubid, clubsrl, aseq)
{
top.location.href = 'http://cafe.sayclub.com/cb_rout.nwz?lclubid='+lclubid+'&clubsrl='+clubsrl+'&aseq='+aseq;
}
function prepare_mood_change(aseq)
{
var face = document.getElementById("div_face_"+aseq);
face.style.display= "block";
//face.style.top = window.event.y - 20;
//face.style.left = window.event.x + 10;
document.all.v_aseq.value = aseq;
}
function change_mood(mood)
{
var aseq = document.all.v_aseq.value;
var face = document.getElementById("div_face_"+aseq);
var td_face = document.getElementById("td_face_" + aseq);
var v_fo_tail = document.getElementById("fo_tail_"+aseq);
face.style.display = "none";
v_fo_tail.mood.value = mood;
td_face.innerHTML = icon[mood];
}
function deleteComment(clubsrl, aseq)
{
if(confirm('정말 삭제하시겠습니까'))
{
bd_virtual.location.href = 'http://boardw.sayclub.com/board/cb_comment_delete.nwz?clubsrl='+clubsrl+'&aseq='+aseq;
}
}
function modifyComment(clubsrl, aseq)
{
window.open('http://boardw.sayclub.com/board/cb_modify_comment.nwz?clubsrl='+clubsrl+'&aseq='+aseq, 'modifyComment', "width=430,height=205, toolbar=no, location=no, directories=no,status=no, menubar=no, scrollbars=no");
}
function pump(aseq)
{
window.open("http://cafe.sayclub.com/cb_pump.nwz?org_lclubid=kimyoung519&to=club&org_clubsrl=8434583&org_aseq=" + aseq, "pump_pop", "width=430, height=330, toolbar=no, location=no, directories=no,status=no, menubar=no, scrollbars=no, resizable=no");
}
function copy(aseq)
{
window.open("http://cafe.sayclub.com/cb_copy.nwz?org_lclubid=kimyoung519&to=club&org_clubsrl=8434583&org_bsrl=154&org_aseq=" + aseq, "pump_pop", "width=430, height=330, toolbar=no, location=no, directories=no,status=no, menubar=no, scrollbars=no, resizable=no");
}
var sec = 60000;
var stat = true;
function check_time() {
clearTimeout(tid);
stat = true;
}
function post_tail(aseq)
{
var v_fo_tail = document.getElementById("fo_tail_"+aseq);
if(v_fo_tail.tail.value.length == 0)
{
alert("답글을 입력해주세요");
return;
}
if(v_fo_tail.tail.value.length >500)
{
alert("답글은 500자까지 입력가능합니다.");
return;
}
if(!stat) {
alert("60초에 한 개만 등록하실 수 있습니다.");
clearTimeout(tid);
tid = window.setTimeout("check_time();", sec);
stat = false;
return;
}
tid = window.setTimeout("check_time();", sec);
stat = false;
v_fo_tail.submit();
}
function delete_tail(aseq, tsrl)
{
var v_fo_tail = document.getElementById("fo_tail_"+aseq);
if(confirm('정말 삭제하시겠습니까?')) {
v_fo_tail.tsrl.value = tsrl;
v_fo_tail.act.value = 'delete';
v_fo_tail.submit();
}
}
function open_modify_popup(id, lclubid, clubsrl, aseq, tsrl)
{
window.open("http://cafe.sayclub.com/cb_modify_tail_pop.nwz?lclubid=" + lclubid + "&clubsrl=" + clubsrl + "&aseq=" + aseq + "&tsrl=" + tsrl +"&id="+ id, "modify_pop", "width=500, height=160, toolbar=no, location=no, directories=no,status=no, menubar=no, scrollbars=no, resizable=no");
}
function accuse(msrl, aseq, wmsrl)
{
var isLogged = true;
if(wmsrl == 0)
alert('세이클럽의 ID확인이 되지 않아 신고할 수 없습니다.');
else if(!isLogged)
parent.open_login_page('','154', aseq);
else
{
bd_virtual.location.href = "cb_board_police.nwz?clubsrl="+clubsrl+"&aseq="+aseq;
}
}
function view_photo(img_url)
{
window.open("http://hompy.sayclub.com/board/photo_view.nwz?img_url=" + img_url, "photo", "toolbar=no, location=no, directories=no,status=no, menubar=no, scrollbars=yes, resizable=no");
}
function move(clubsrl, bsrl, aseq)
{
window.open("./cb_article_move.nwz?lclubid=kimyoung519&act=move&clubsrl="+clubsrl+"&bsrl="+bsrl+"&aseq="+aseq, "move", "width=348,height=195, toolbar=no, location=no, directories=no,status=no, menubar=no, scrollbars=no");
}
function cfm_delete()
{
if(cfm = confirm('게시물을 삭제하시겠습니까?'))
{
location.href ="http://boardw.sayclub.com/cafe/cb_board.nwz?tbtype=&act=delete&clubsrl=8434583&bsrl=154&aseq=225687994&page=1"; }
}
function viewTail()
{
document.all.tail_div.style.display = 'block';
document.all.pump_div.style.display = 'none';
}
function viewPump()
{
if(document.all.pump_div.innerHTML == '')
{
bd_virtual.location.href = "cb_pump_list.nwz?clubsrl=8434583&aseq=225687994&id=pump_div";
}
document.all.tail_div.style.display = 'none';
document.all.pump_div.style.display = 'block';
}
function openConfig()
{
window.open("http://cafe.sayclub.com/cb_board_config.nwz?csrl=8434583&bsrl=154", "config_pop", "width=445, height=450, toolbar=no, location=no, directories=no,status=no, menubar=no, scrollbars=no, resizable=no");
}
</script>
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