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Humour  1

There were two friends. 

Both of them loved baseball so much,

they promised each other that when they die,

the first one to die would come back to the other

and tell if there was baseball in heaven or not.

Many years passed.

The two friends became old and one finally died.

That night the friend that died came back.

The friend that was sleeping asked, "Well ?"

 The other friend said,

"Well, there is a bad news and a good news.What do you want to hear first ?"

"Let's hear the good news first."

"Alright, the good news is that there is baseball in heaven. "

"What's the bad news ?"

"..... God picked you as a pictcher tomorrow for our team. "

Houmour 2

 Sally was standing vigil over her husband's death-bed.

 As she held his hand, her warm tears ran silently down

her face splashed onto his face, and roused him from his slumber.

He looked up and his pale lips began to move slightly.

"My darling Sally," he whispered.

"Hush, my love," she said.

"Go back to sleep, Shhh. Don't talk,"

But he was insistant. "Sally,"

he said in his tired voice.

"I have to talk. I have something I must confess to you."

"There's nothing to confess," replied the weeping Sally.

"It's all right. Everything's all right. Now go to sleep."

"No,no.I must die in peace, Sally I slept with your sister,

your best friend and your mother."

Sallly mustered a pained smile and stroked his hand

"Hush now John, don't torment yourself.

I know all about it," she said

"Why do you think I poisoned you ? "